We here at the NeoArchaicRevue are very proud to announce Dirk Darling's Daring Day. A short film we've been eagerly anticipating from the Mighty Mad Mike Harker. Anyhow without further ado I give you Dirk:

For those of you unsatisfied with the quality of the google presentation I suggest the original mp4 version which is what I sent google and the highest quality available here, though these will take awhile to download:

The Big Daddy Version(325MB)

and a podcast version(243MB)

and a smaller one for older video ipods @ 320x240 (123MB)

So you want to carry dirk with you on your cell phone? gotcha(21MB)

That one didn't work? Maybe it's too much for your wimpy fone. Try this one(15MB)

and finally the link to the google page itself if you want a full screen version on the fly

Dirktasticly Delicious!